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WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE, IT`S NOTHING, WHEN SOMEONE LOVES YOU, IT`S SOMETHING, WHEN YOU LOVE THE ONE, WHO LOVES YOU, IT`S EVERYTHING!!!
Fuck is good.
Fuck is funny.
Lots of people.
Fuck for money.
If you think that.
Fuck is funny.
Fuck yourself and save your money!
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.
Sex is like pizza.
When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good
I love you in blue.
I love you in red but most of all.
I love you in bed.
I like your style.
I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
Roses are red, Pickles are green.
I love your legs and whats in between.
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor.
All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
Love is a name, Sex is a game.
Forget the name and play the game!
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it, Age 18 experience it, Age 28 look 4 it, Age 38 ask 4 it, Age 48 beg 4 it, Age 58 pay 4 it, Age 68 pray it, Age 78 4get it
A man can kiss his wife goodbye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my ass!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
What is the meaning of FANTA?
Fuck And Never Touch Again!
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Can you crack this code?
OK, Turn your phone upside down!
To do is to be (Socrates).
To be is to do (Plato).
Do be do be do (Sinatra)